A living roster view, deeper than any you’ve had before.
Your whole roster, read the way Rabid Beaver reads it. And it keeps up as you play.
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A real roster: MommyMandosGoodBoi, 4.0M GP.
Deeper than a tier list
Every farm, connected to what you already own.
See where each farm leads before you spend a single crystal.
Explore the demo map →
A straight answer
Know exactly what to farm next.
One verdict, your farms in order, and why each one is there.
See a sample roster →Built for guilds
Your whole guild, farming together.
Officers set goals that land right on your farming path. Nobody else has to sign up.
How guild goals work →Living
A roster that keeps up with you.
Refresh daily. See what you’re doing right. Soon, see how far you’ve come.
How it works →Your first scan is free.
Keep it living with a membership, from $5 a month.
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Pick your tier
Monthly on Patreon. Each membership keeps one ally code live, with everything in the Full review. Cancel any time on Patreon.
Early-access prices: join by November 11, 2026 and keep that price for as long as you stay a member. After that, new members pay the regular price.
Just you
I Want A Dam Review
- 1 membership
- Room for 3 ally codes
You and friends
Friends With Benefits
- 10 memberships · up to 10 ally codes
- Gift memberships to friends
Whole guild
Guild Sugar Daddy
- Your whole guild covered
- Guild scans and roster looks, Theo chat for you
- 3 memberships for your own ally codes
- Gift memberships to friends
Whole guild
Guild Benefactor
- Your whole guild covered
- Theo chat for the whole guild
- 3 memberships for your own ally codes
- Gift memberships to friends